Woman dressed as cow BUSTED

October 7, 2008

A Middletown, Ohio woman made an udder food of herself when she got dressed up in a cow suit and chased some kids around the block before urinating on a neighbor’s front steps. Police arrested 32-year-old Michelle Allen for her actions Monday night. When cops initially got wind of Allen’s antics, they merely told her to go home, but later showed up at her house after getting reports she was blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen reeked of liquor, was cantankerous and cursed at him, so she was cuffed and charged with disorderly conduct. Authorities say Allen has a rap sheet that includes 50 prior arrests.If you’d like to get a look at Allen’s mug shot — and we can’t encourage that enough — log onto TheSmokingGun.com.

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