Talk about a WEIRD crime… An unknown subject walked into an unlocked home on Middle Tennessee Boulevard and helped himself to a set of car keys and a purse. One of the residents later heard his vehicle start, looked outside and saw his Ford Explorer driving through his yard. This all occurred at 5 in the morning on Thursday.
This is where the case gets really bizarre. Apparently there was a roll of toilet paper in one of two vehicles parked in the driveway. The culprit evidently defecated next to the rear bumper of the car, used the toilet paper and then fled the scene in the SUV.
The thief may have ridden a bike to the scene of the crime. A bike that did not belong to the residents was found nearby. No arrests have been made, but the SUV has been entered into NCIC.
Police Incident Report #13-7444