SMYRNA, TN — Authorities in Smyrna are hoping the public can help identify a man who may have mistaken “Finders Keepers” for a law. The suspect in question is accused of making off with someone else’s wallet after a totally normal shopping trip at the Food Lion on Old Nashville Highway—normal except for the part where he apparently brought home a little more than groceries. It all happened on May 26, 2025, around 10:10 p.m., on what was otherwise a quiet Monday night. According to Smyrna Police, the man strolled into the store, casually shopped for a few items, and then—here’s the kicker—allegedly helped himself to a wallet left behind in a shopping cart by another customer.
Rather than turn it in or notify store staff like a person who doesn’t want to end up on a police bulletin, the man reportedly just tossed his groceries on top of the wallet and went on with his evening. He paid for his items—because of course he paid for his items—and left the store, wallet and all, presumably feeling quite productive.
Security footage captured the man in a fashionable “low-key heist” ensemble: black t-shirt, black jeans, white sneakers, and a grey flat-bill hat. Perhaps the outfit of the evening screamed "I'm blending in," but the security camera had other plans. The man was also wearing eyeglasses and had what looked to be bandages or Band-Aids on at least two of his left fingers.
Detective Andrew Schaefer, who likely didn’t expect his week to involve a wallet caper at the local Food Lion, is asking anyone with information to reach out. If you recognize this man—or his grocery preferences—you’re encouraged to contact Detective Schaefer at 615-267-5048 or email andrew.schaefer@townofsmyrna.org.
And to the alleged wallet whisperer: if you’re reading this, the police would very much like to talk to you about your bonus item.
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